Profound cutting-edge work finds a certain order amid the chaos
MELBOURNE FRINGE FESTIVAL – THEATRE
Cameron Woodhead Reviewer
THE WAITING ROOM
Rating: 4/5
Born in a Taxi & The Public Floor Project

ENTER The Waiting Room and you immediately ask: where’s the stage?
The entire space is filled with rows of chairs. Sit where you will; from the outset, the audience is complicit in the show’s improvisation. When we think of that last word, we usually think comedy.
What makes this piece radically beautiful is that it interrogates and embodies the random processes intrinsic to human behaviour. Informed by physical theatre, social psychology and neuroscience, The Waiting Room is a living incarnation of fractal art.
Six performers (Penny Baron, Andrew Gray, Carolyn Hanna, Kate Hunter, Nick Papas and Tamara Saulwick) enter one by one.
They seem so distinctive, at first.
As a stage inevitably emerges, their individualities dissolve, mutate and re-form. Patterns emerge; haunting human geometries arrived at through minute iteration and recursion. Each performance will be quite different.
Michael Havir’s astonishing electronic soundscaping and Greg Dyson’s lighting are themselves randomised.
Yet, as with so much of Born in a Taxi’s art, this is improvised performance that appears anything but — not least because the equations from which it flows are so meticulously considered.
The Waiting Room is cutting-edge experimental theatre: a profound exploration of how we choreograph ourselves from chaos.
Another show at the Dog Theatre is Unpacking the Epic.
David Wells offers deeply personal vignettes about adolescence, respiratory disease, fatherhood and solitude.
Wells’s physical performance incorporates bacchanalian gyrations and clever impressions.
If the show doesn’t quite capture the magnificent intimacy of his previous work — Mantalk, say —
it remains moving, the sketches
of man and boy illuminated by
his son’s live music (piano accordion, chiefly) and ethereal presence.

Bureaucrats’ quest for footballing gold is Ridiculusmus
SATIRE
Cameron Woodhead
TOTAL FOOTBALL Rating: 3.5/5 By David Woods and Jon Haynes. Ridiculusmus, La Mama, Carlton, until 10 October, $25/15
A SHOW called Total Football, with the third drawn grand final in AFL history? What a corker. David Woods and Jon Haynes form a UK double act, Ridiculusmus, remembered here for a two-man version of The Importance of Being Earnest. Their latest is a clever and supremely black British satire, set in the lead-up to the 2012 London Olympics. It’ll appeal to anyone who loves to hate Poms or soccer.
We follow bureaucrats as they try to forge a national soccer team. Going for gold, they score all sorts of gruesome own-goals in the process. Each scene combines excoriation and absurdity, verbal wit and physical comedy. The passions of genuine fans — from racist yobs to immigrants — are marginalised; dissolving into a nightmarish realm of managerial doublespeak, smug corporatism and the best of British manners. In Total Football, the anxieties of UK nationalism become both kinds of erectile dysfunction, the fun constantly vanishing into embarrassment or agony.
Travelling suitcase tells tall tales to all your mates
MELBOURNE FRINGE FESTIVAL
Cameron Woodhead – Reveiwer
THEATRE THE LOUNGE ROOM CONFABULATORS RAT ING: 3/5 By Wil Greenway and Stuart Bowden Your House, to October 2, $20
HERE’S what happens. You book your lounge room for this performance. Choose whatever audience you like to attend. At the appointed time, you’ll find a note under the door.
Two blokes and a suitcase rock up with a magical tale to tell.
Couched in a parable about twin brothers who can’t stop yarning until they’ve told the perfect story, the show is fractured and recursive — an almost labyrinthine blend of comedy and horror (and a kind of weird, aggressive pathos) that takes in everything from snatches of poetry and fable to terrible puns and haunting songs.
The suitcase contains treasures from plastic figurines to cut-price shadow puppetry.
It’s tempting to compare Wil Greenway and Stuart Bowden to The Suitcase Royale, but they are utterly original. The “junkyard theatre” aesthetic plays a much smaller role, but the narrative ingenuity behind this performance — infinitely clever, insidious and beguiling — is a rare treat.
Raucous opera parody mostly pedals uphill
MELBOURNE FRINGE FESTIVAL- OPERA
Cameron Woodhead Reviewer
THE ENDARKENMENT: A PEDAL-POWERED OPERA
Rating: 2.5/5
Written and directed by Fregmonto Stokes; composed by Angus Leslie and Julius Millar, North Melbourne Town Hall, 521 Queensberry Street, until October 1, $20/15
THIS berserk brain-melt is classic Fringe — I even left with goo in my hair.
Most opera plots are rubbish; this no exception. Stokes’s libretto, a rambunctious parody of corporate marketing, drug addiction, promiscuity and virtual reality, creates a post-apocalyptic world sans electric power.
A fraudulent preacher (Peter J. Reid) leads a flock of three original sinners — Reuben Brown, Amy Turton and Zak Pidd — on a path back to the light (with eco-friendly lighting powered by three cyclists).
If much of The Endarkenment is facetious guff, you can’t help but admire its wild, Dionysian experimentation: the opera jostles with commedia dell’arte, physical clowning and internet inanities.
Composers Angus Leslie and Julius Millar mix arias and ARIAs — the music, played by a feral gypsy band, gambols through a globalised domain of bhangra, bluegrass, turbo-folk and Gregorian chant. Occasionally a moment rises above the bedlam to make you laugh — for me, it was when Turton set up an expectation of Ave Maria, only to sing of a local retailer.
It’s a mystery how Holmes adaptation got to stage
THEATRE – MELBOURNE FRINGE FESTIVAL
Cameron Woodhead – Reviewer
A STUDY IN SCARLET (A STUDY OF . . .) RATING: 1/5 Adapted from Arthur Conan Doyle, by Robert Lloyd and Scott Gooding, Vicious Fish, Son of Loft, Lithuanian Club, North Melbourne, until October 1, $20/$15
ROBERT Lloyd has a Sherlock Holmes obsession — one he’s determined to inflict on you rather than share or, better still, investigate. The least attractive part of A Study in Scarlet (A Study Of . . .) lies outside the parenthesis — a re-telling of Conan Doyle’s first Holmes mystery that chokes Lloyd’s freshness the way a parasitic vine might a sapling.
Holmes fans may be diverted by this dire adaptation, but Lloyd doesn’t possess the acting ability to make Holmes, Watson and the cast leap to life.
You can tell that he knows it.
Yet Lloyd’s virtue is precisely what makes him such a bad poker player: the vulnerability of enthusiasm, its nakedness.
It’s the clues he offers to his fetish that shine — anecdotes about reading Conan Doyle in Dubbo, performing in a school play, of meeting Ian Richardson (his favourite Holmes) at an after party.
Play to those strengths.
Give us three quarts comic deduction, one quart Conan Doyle. Let the audience be Sherlock (or Watson, at least) — then you’ll have a show.
Sublime performance of a loner driven to the edge
THEATRE
Cameron Woodhead Reviewer
THESE ARE THE ISOLATE Rating: 4/5 By Katy Warner Fringe Hub, North Melbourne, to October 9, $18/14
HOW did a company as strong as Mutation Theatre escape my notice until now?
These Are The Isolate is a devastating two-hander. Loner Ed McCallister (Tim Wotherspoon) keeps up appearances at work, but the private cost is crushing. One day, the torment of depression — in the guise of a fantasy of happy marriage — lures him to the edge of an abyss.
Katy Warner’s play is full of rapid-fire word games — a compelling construction of a fractured interior nourished by Beckett. Albee might be another spoke in its wheel.
I kept imagining Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? where both Martha and the absent child are phantoms.
Wotherspoon’s sublime histrionic talents bring precision and subtlety to the performance; every inflection is calculated into an unfillable matrix of unhinged comedy and pathos.
Blemishes exist (like repeating the word “exist” in a play about suicide) — but this is astonishing theatre.
It knows the song the sirens sang was a lullaby.
Lost souls edit their lives to connect online
THEATRE
Cameron Woodhead
STATUS UPDATE Rating: 4/5 By Peta Brady La Mama, Carlton, until October 10 $25/$15
ONLINE interaction encourages confession and persona-creation, epiphanies and lies. Peta Brady’s Status Update makes fresh, immediate theatre from this labyrinth.
When Eve and Adam (Brady and Danielle Carter) meet on Facebook, two lost souls become kindred spirits. An online romance is kindled through a mutual love of poetry and true crime — stories from the world outside magnified by the internet’s viral iteration of them.
Both characters have secrets: their online facades are heavily self-edited.
A transition from net love to real world love forces a surreal reckoning, via a souped-up internet fantasy world — a combination of Second Life and World of Warcraft.
Status Update generates a lyrical psychodrama from visual and verbal dissonance. Both characters sit at adjacent desks, laptops ready, and the script ricochets between online exchanges and private revelations.
It’s brilliantly acted, heaving with postmodern alienation, Sapphic lust and a poignant search for connection in a world of illusion.
PERFORMANCE
Cameron Woodhead
THE LOST STORY OF THE MAGDALEN ASYLUM
Rating: 4/5
By Kylie Trounson, Peepshow Inc, Abbotsford Convent, Until October 2

Site-specific performance is providing our most haunting theatre. Maybe architecture always invites spectrality.
The last work I saw in this vein, I Thought a Musical Was Being Made, was set overlooking a busy Melbourne intersection. It turned an unwitting urban crowd into living ghosts.
This kind of presence as absence is reversed in Peepshow Inc’s The Lost Story of the Magdalen Asylum.
Inventive and spooky, humorous and poetic, it’s a theatrical tour through a section of the Abbotsford Convent previously closed to the public.
The convent served for more than a century as a refuge for penitents and postulates. The price of sanctuary was harsh. Women were given saints names, forbidden to speak of their past lives, their former identities lost. Work in the laundries was arduous and unpaid; discipline sometimes draconian.
Peepshow Inc engages with the history that stalks the abandoned, crumbling edifice of the Magdalen Laundries in imaginative and surprising ways. Our guide, Perpetua (Carole Patullo), reveals her story slowly, introducing us to a range of fellow revenants (Teresa Blake).
It’s a wonderfully researched work. I’m hesitant to give anything away. Surprise is crucial to the experience which — though it occasionally approaches historical re-enactment, a Gothic sideshow, even a funfair ghost train — will leave you with a sense of wonder.
The show unites disciplines, from puppetry and acrobatics to narrative theatre and lighting installation. That director Melinda Hetzel can merge such disparate talents speaks volumes for her creative intelligence. The final scene is utterly miraculous. Blake, an angel with clipped wings, delivers an elegy as she writhes up the limbs of the “Separation Tree” — the magnificent, sprawling oak planted in 1851 to commemorate the formal division of Victoria from New South Wales. It reminded me, incongruously but inevitably, of Ezra Pound’s famous poem In A Station At The Metro. See it while you can.